Tell them.

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You're Special

When you really can’t be arsed.

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Whatever It Is, Don’t Involve Me

Don’t we all?

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#hatethetories

Never do today what you can put off until next week.

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Task Avoidance Specialist

Mini Chops Mug

Marge always used to say this at the end of a fantastically nonsensical conversation.

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I Think You’ll Find I’m Right

It never does.

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In My Head It Didn’t Go Like This

Default excuse #2.

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In My Defence I Was Left Unsupervised

A Dream of Someone Famous - Mug

You can guarantee it.

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Crazy Steve

Scribble Dogs

Very Short Stories

Dickie Mellie

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